Atomic Monster Cafe: Well, Well, Well...

...look what the cat drug in...if it isn't "The One We've All Been Waiting For"...

Sure took your own sweet time getting here...where the heck have you been anyway?

What??

Don't give me that...I know what you've been up to...you smell like a brewery for crying out loud.

I don't care if you did bump into St. Patrick's Day along the way...

....just because he drinks til he can't remember his name doesn't mean you have to!

If he jumped off the roof, would you jump, too?

He did?? I hope you were smart enough...

Oh never mind...I'll put on a pot of coffee.

And where are your manners?

Wipe your feet already! You're tracking in the mud!

You've been hanging out with Old Man Winter again, haven't you?

Well it sure feels like it!

Shut the door, would you? It's freezing out there.

I thought you were supposed to be all sunshine and flowers!

Well you're a far cry from that let me tell...

What?

Uh...hold on there...no one said you should leave...I mean, you just barely arrived...

Now don't be so sensitive...you're here so you might as well stay.

Yes I know, we just need to have a little patience.

We'll knock off the rough edges in a month or so.

Just settle down and come on in...

Welcome, Spring.

Question for you:

How about a Supreme Court nominee?

Assuming you're a sentient being registering some minimum level of brain activity, you're aware of the recent brouhaha engendered by an innocuous question.

(Note: if you're none of the above, please click here for something closer to your grade level.)

When asked if she could define what a woman is, Ketanji Brown Jackson informed the world she could not, because - wait for it - she's not a biologist.

Hmm.

I admit I’m not a biologist either.

However, thinking back to 9th grade biology class, I have vague recollections about women having two X chromosomes, as opposed to men who have an X and a Y.

There was also something in there about different genitalia.

Seems like a quick trip to the ladies room where she could take a peek would be a simple way to clear up the matter.

Failing that, there's the issue of reproductive organs - she's had kids, right? That whole ovaries / uterus thing.

Plus different bone structure, testosterone levels and muscle mass...just ask the women competing against Lia Thomas about that.

a victory for the feminists? awarding a women's national championship to a biological male while everyone pretends this is somehow normal?

And of course there's the sole reason she is in fact a Supreme Court nominee:

Rather than consider the entire pool of qualified jurists for the highest court in the land, SloJoe mumbled he would only nominate a black "woman".

That sorta sounds like a clue.

Did she not pick up on that?

So defining what a woman is seems like a pretty simple task, especially for a “Hahvahd” graduate, but evidently it's beyond the reach of her intellectual grasp.

We’d like to think Supreme Court Justices are the best and brightest legal minds in the country, if not the world.

Sadly it now seems the bar for being a Supreme Court Justice has been lowered to somewhere around the level of “moron”.

Besides unintentionally becoming an overnight internet meme star...

...Ms. J also provided us with a surefire method of weaseling out of easy questions...

he : Honey, what's the weather like today?

she: Dear, you know I can't answer that! I'm not a meteorologist.

he : Isn't that a beautiful dog?

she: Can't comment; not a veterinarian.

Teacher: Johnny, what's 27 divided by 3?

Johnny: Sorry Teach, out of my wheelhouse. I'm not a mathematician.

And so the race to the bottom continues as we search high and low for the dumbest humans on the planet to fill the most important posts in government.

Ding ding ding!