We're On Leave This Week...

 

...and taking a little break from the war. 

Not a bad view, right?  Even if you're not a hickory golfer (my condolences)...

...you have to admit that's a glorious vista.

Where are we this week?

Lucky us, we're visiting the island of Maui and just about to tee off on the <Royal Ka’anapali Golf Course>  with nary a Shahed Drone nor F-35 Stealth jet in sight.

Should be a relaxing interlude before resuming the annihilation of the world's largest state sponsor of terror.

The Iranian regime, the Dems and their sycophants in the media may not approve, but guess what?

<The Iranian people do>.

Enjoy your round.

I mentioned in passing Karen and I are on our annual spring diet...

...aka the Vernal Equinox Death March.

As usual the beginning isn't terrible, buoyed by enthusiasm for healthy eating habits and encouraged by the future vision of our summer bodies.

it's common practice to photograph successful dieters in silhouette to protect their identity from the envious masses (that's me on the left)

And then there's the second day.

"What?" thinks I to myself in a sudden flash of belated insight.

"There are no donuts on this diet?

"No pastries, apple pie or yellow jellied kumquats?!"

Alas, grim reality crashed through the door of what passes for my consciousness and settled over me like a wet, heavy blanket.

man crushed by unkown weight

Or, yeah...maybe like that even.

It's then I arrived at the sinking realization there's nothing for it but to hunker down, grit one's teeth and do what I do best, think of myself endure.

If I may venture a helpful suggestion:

Run!  Save yourself!

It's too late for me...

By now it should be intuitively obvious to even the most casual observer we here at the AMC are alarmingly light on actual content today, so rather then prolong this living heck, let's 23 Skidoo:

that is one fat robin

Worst. Governor. Ever. (yes, even worse than Wretched Dimwitmer and that's saying something)

recent deluge, just before a day of 50mph winds

the only important thing here...

...is that they're comfortable (no idea who the unconscious carcass is)

If this is your first time visiting the Atomic Monster Cafe, our sincere apologies.

We're usually at least twice as entertaining and ever so witty, if we do say so ourselves...

...and we do, since someone needs to.

On your way out the door, some eternal truth from God's Word for your consideration:

11  My son, despise not the chastening of the LORD; neither be weary of His correction:

12  For whom the LORD loveth he correcteth; even as a father the son in whom he delighteth.

    - Proverbs 3:11,12

later, mcm fans...