An indoor golf simulator? Are you serious??
As if I'd ever pay thousands of dollars just to be able to golf indoors during the winter!
It's insanity, of course...besides the price tag, you need 12' ceilings and a specialized enclosure to accommodate the projector, landing pad, hitting mat...
"Who's got the space or the wallet for all that? " I muttered to myself.
"Why, you'd have to be living in a McMansion, or else put it in a barn...or maybe in the garage..."
It was right at that very moment - just as that last thought skittered across the neural network that passes for my brain - that I heard Marilyn's sultry siren call...
"Gentlemen prefer blondes, don't they?" she whispered seductively.
"Why don't you step inside and check it out?"
Like a man in a trance, I obediently opened the garage door and gazed upon the familiar scene with fresh eyes...
"Hmm," mused I tentatively, "needs some cleanup...some insulation...a heat source of course...but it almost looks like there's enough room here...I wonder if...?"
A few moments later...
No, I did not hit that Callaway Supersoft into Santa and his reindeer...but there actually is enough room...
Now all I have to do is convince Karen that:
a) she should park in the other stall -and-
b) we should spend beaucoup bucks converting her side of the garage into a golf simulator for 5 months of the year -because-
c) it really is a very wise investment.
I mean, c'mon, how hard can that be?
On a slightly more positive note, we took advantage of the great weather, and after visiting the Farmer's Market, embarked on a mini-color tour:
The last week of unseasonably nasty weather seems to have pushed us just past peak.
Even so it was an enjoyable ride with some beautiful scenery along the way.
We're just about a week away from Halloween and preps are underway to welcome the trick-or-treaters.
Big Frank is standing guard over the front yard...
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...with a little help from his friends.
We've been putting treat bags together...
...and installing batteries to bring members of this year's Walk Of Fear back to life.
All we need now is some decent weather and a good turnout.
Alright, that's it...
...you know the rules, no loitering, move along now.
As you do, always remember...
later, mcm fans...
